thanks to the contributer

a reader and a great friend recommened this link. its pretty darn funny.

http://theangryt.com/?p=2161

i love you, man

tuesday night i saw I love u, man. so a few thoughts on it. first off i thought it was absolutely hillarious. i laughed so hard. secondly i need a pair of ugg boots. they are a sweet match with shorts. next off someday i hope to have a man cave. it seems pretty sweet. fourthly if u have a really really annoying laugh (i have a semi annoying one) dont go to movies cause everyone gets pissed off at u. and lastly there was someone from my hometown at the same movie same time as me but we are two hours away from home. small world. so if i have not seen it go see it. i will even go on a mandate with u to it. only a mattane though cause night time seems a bit fishy.

vampires in boston and esko

http://gawker.com/5185582/boston-high-school-is-not-in-fact-overrun-with-vampires

a school in boston may have vampire problems

a school in esko (the only school in esko) did have a vampire problem.

hahaha.

facebook updates that will make u laugh or question life. jk

is slowly recovering from her tragic phone accident = sounds like someone died. its a phone. come on

will be cruel to the German = if your not jewish u have no right to do this

will try not to accidentially cut off your arm with a chainsaw = wow. this is implys that people play with chain saws. can honestly say have not tried this one yet but maybe someday

thinks that stand-up tanning "beds" completely defeat the best part of tanning, which is napping. = totally agree. tanning is relaxing. getting off of your feet is the best part. standing while doing it. no thanks

is T. G. I. T. = not as good as friday but almost there.

is ready for some basketball tonight!! = so true. im really pumped

sorry not as funny as before but i think they are still alright

i am interested

i have an odd feeling that ryan scott eskuri is the writer of this little offer but if not i am interested. thanks for offering. so back to the real blogging issue. first off i would like to thank the one person who actually thinks that my blog is funny. that in itself made me laugh. secondly i am pumped for this weekend. 12 more bball games for viewing pleasure. i am pumped. go big twelve. never thought i would say that but i believe kansas and oklahoma make it to the final four so go big twelve. secondly i would like to congradulate michigan for making it out of the first round. go big ten. and thank you curt schilling for some great memories. arizona winning with randy and curt. classic. and to all u mlb 08 fans me and thomas are pretty much dead even. we are breaking away from the rest of the pack. well catch u next time

march madness!!!!!

isnt it the best time of year. last week in minnesota we had a full weekend of hockey. this weekend 11 till 11 basketball. what could be better for a sports fan. how about cleveland state workin up on Wake Forest. that screwed up a few brackets. also the sixteen seeds playin tough. its fun to see. last night was a wild one in the night cap with wisconin beatin florida state in overtime and sienna outlasting ohio state in double overtime. i was hangin with some guys and boy was it fun to watch. so as we embark on this saturday I say go Oklahoma and KU.

what a great day

it is the most beautiful day of the year outside and i love it. spring is so refreshing after the winter. lets keep this warmer. a few sports notes. Go Big Ten in the big dance. Michigan and Minnesota. first round winners. first time in awhile. secondly. Jay cutler has demanded to be traded. bring him to minnesota. would that not be heaven for minnesota sports fans. actually a front office going after big name skilled position players. does not happen to often in this great state but zigi could change it. please please zigi. do this for us

a wonderful tuesday

its tuesday MARCH 10th and i am getting my wisdom teeth pulled. not very exciting specially for spring break but o well. i am sorry for all u faithful readers which i doubt there are much off but i have not beeen able to write lately cause i was at home and live in the boonies and dont get high speed so i didnt feel like sitting on a dial up connection. well i am at the caribou in canal enjoying my time down here. we are suppose to get quite the snow storm today which really pissed me off. why cant we just have spring yet. middle of march. im on spring break. so why do we get snow. pretty gay if u ask me. o well. i will write again sometime this week but dont be expecting posts daily life normal. have a good week

break

its spring break and i have not done a lot. got to watch my little siblings all weekend and that was a treat. been playing video games. a lot. thats about it

what a crazy world we live in

i go to a Christian school and am a conservative/ middle ground guy that enjoys challenging conservations. saying all this i believe in God and that Jesus saved me from my sins. so coming from my views its crazy at the world we live in. i just started this blog a few days ago and am now wanting to read more blogs. so i searched on google top blogs. and i look at a few. so the first one was The talent show. some of the post just amaze me. people put people like me in such a box. just cause I'm a christian and believe in God doesn't mean that i think like everyone else. they put such a label on me by saying I'm judgemental and close minded when they are the ones being closed minded and labeling just on religion. this really pisses me off and to all u that are putting me in a box of the typical Northwestern Student please just take a step back and look at your own life. i would love to talk about what i believe and why and my views on things. so going into spring break just open up your mind and really look at what u believe and why. on another blog they were bashing intelligent design because of kids dying in Africa. its because Adam and eve screwed up and we are still living out these consequences. so don't blame God. blame yourself and do something today to change it. check out thetalentshow.org.. it s pretty unbeilavable.

more updates for your viewing pleasure

says SHE'S NOT A UNICORN...yet. = this is a scary thought.

sucked at d&d tonight...bleh. = if this is dungens and dragons i feel really bad for even thinking about the person who plays this

is gimme back that filet o fish! gimme that fish!= who actually likes mc d's fish. seriously

is if you can't push one out, don't get discouraged, walk away, comeback and try again later. = this is really discouraging

to play football next year or not to play football next year= play play play. dont matter who u are . play

chose a hockey game over studying for a final, terrible decision but totally worth it. = so true. anything other than homework is always a better choice

the story of this blog

depressing cricket news.

http://deadspin.com/5163741/terrorists-ambush-sri-lankan-cricket-team

guys dies from viagra

http://www.thebachelorguy.com/entertainment/

read the first story. really kind of funny

more updates

is who wants sloppy seconds, anyways. = good question. nobody i think. or your really weird

to skip class or not to skip class...that is the question. = real good questiong. i usually go with the latter

is rastaaaa. = what the heck is rastaaa?????

i drowning in the fish bowl! = sounds extreamly tormenting. first how do u get in a fish bowl. secondly cant u swim. this person needs help

is going to hang with yung t-stylin. = sounds like a gangster which doesnt make sense cause he is white living in chisolm

has the plane tickets in his hand for his "Ultimate Baseball Trip" this summer. Boston, NY Mets, NY Yankees, Bal and Chi Cubs here we come!! = looks like a trip of a lifetime. very jelous. if anyone wants to donate this trip to me i wont deny.

do parrots ever loose their voice?? = funniest in awhile. really legit question though. seriously if anyone has thhe answer let me know.

is going to kill someone i swear so word to the wise back off if you value your life. = lets get this person around the president. jk. but seriously if your around anyone that is really pissed watch out cause u migt get killed

would prefer not getting her ass kicked at work tonight. = does this mean that this person is a pro wrestler or boxer. i doubt it cause it was a girl. im confused.

new blog to read.

i was reading on espn.com this morning and ran across something about Maurice Claretts blog. he is the former Ohio State Football player who led them to the 2002 national championship before getting in trouble with the law. well now he is in jail and he has his own blog so check it out. its under my blogs in reading and seems pretty interesting. hope u enjoy

son in law

so while i should of been doing homework all night i didnt. i played baseball and watched a movie called son in law which was actually really funny. but seriously this whole not sleeping thing and watching movies and trying to study is just not working out.

BACK by popular demand. Facebook updates.

things ali is a slewww. a shopping slew. = what is a slew and if its negative dont make fun of people. let all be nice

True Life: Im addicted to gardetto's.... = so gardetto's are now also a drug. what is this world coming to.

is all about velcro shoes. laces? who needs them?= so true. Cody Debour is a great guy. check his shoes out. they are legit

cannot believe The Bachelor Finale! = im kind of mad that i didnt watch this season. i do actually like the bachelor.

could write for the bachelor...yes it is scripted! = totally disagree.

roster update

in the room 239 we finally updated roster on mlb 2k8 so if any would like to check it out u know the room. so the big drop was from 14 to 20 of your Minnesota Twins. i was deffinitly dissapointed but thats what happen when you loose Santana. screw the mets. well gomez will be an all star and Span is sick so hello world series. the young pitching staff will come up huge and get your parade clothes out cause we will being have a parade come october. and one other note on minnesota sports. why didnt the vikes go after Warner. i took a peak in Childress head and saw he was debating Sage Rosenfelth or Kurt Warner. Lets see. back up or superbowl quarterback. ill take the back up. good one Chilly. gosh i hate minnesota sports. WAR T wolves and Wild. State hockey is the best we have here. kind of sad

come on donny

i didn't want to have to do this but it just keeps calling me. i have to write about The Celebirty Aprentice. I have always like the aprentice and a new season started last night with a star studded cast. as the show went along the guys team named themselves KOTU or Kings of The Universe. i thought it was a pretty sweet name. the girls team was named athena. greek goddess. yeah yeah. boring. i do have to say the girls team is extreamly good looking except for the jones family. plastic surgery on the face makes me puke. I was of course hoping the guys team could pull it out because i liked the people they had ie. Clint Black, Jesse James, Hershel Walker, and Tom Greene. they also had dennis rodman and a few others but i go for the old school guys. and Tom Greene. the guys lost and thank god Dice was fired. it had to be him or dennis. they are pieces of crap that dont know how to work. seriously get a job. well i will be back with a countiuation of Celebrity Aprentice coverage next monday so come back.

world baseball classic information

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/worldclassic2009/news/story?id=3945363

This is huge deal for the American team not having two high qualitly relief pitures. i am predicting japan takes it this year.

a little bit of high school football at its finest.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/video/video.php?v=58039646253

this week in sports pictures.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/29341971/displaymode/1107/s/2/framenumber/1/

Updates

will be as happy as a clam in 4 days! IM SO EXCITED!! AHHH! = how do we know the moods of clams

feels like he got hit by a truck. A souped-up hick truck... = i really doubt someone would be on facebook after getting hit my a truck

is go to a cash machine... the message on the screen says don't make plans you're broke. = story or my life but not really mine

the new era of late shows

tonight Jimmy Fallon takes over late night TV. he is taking over for Conan who is taking place for Leno who is retiring. this is an intriguing move my NBC have Conan going main stream in Leno's place. it will be interesting. another thing that may be ruining late night TV tonight is the beginning of a whole week with U2 on David Letterman. does anyone really want watch U2 five nights a week? come on

books according to farrow

in high school my favorite teacher of all time Charlie Farrow recommended a book to me. It was called "The River Why" and it was a really amazing book. so i find out they are coming out with a movie which pumps me up. so all of u fans out there be ready to go see it with me. i know u all love low budget indie fly fishing movies

facebook

"Thank you Target Center" = not sure how u thank a building
"Just beat haapanen twice in a row" = gayest thing i have ever heard
"BAHHH! Facebook! Why are you so addicting?!" = facebook is now considered a drug and who says bahhh in real life. really
"I just want his broomstick" = is this sexual
"can fly" = no u cant.

these are just stupid. like really people. tell us the truth. rotten facebook

facebook status updates.

i have decided to post some funny facebook statuses. i know all of you love status updates so i am going to compile the good ones here for you. check back daily for new updates. keep laughing

rough night

so tonight i embarked on a journey of baseball immortality. as some know and most don't Thomas Evan Max and I have a baseball tourney going on MLB 2k8. I was parred up with Evan as the Tampa Bay Rays and he was The Phillies. i went into today up 1-0 zero in the series. i took game two as well this after noon and thought i would cruise to the finals in game three of a five game series. well come along in the tenth inning i decide to give the game to Evan and so i am up 2-1 now but still not worried. Well in game 4 my bats decide to go quite and i score one run on four hits. and loose 5-4. pretty depressing. so i go into Monday with the looming shadow of game 5 on my mind. two test Tuesday but they fall in comparison to the pressure of a game five. so as Thomas sits and waits for the winner all i can do is pray and hope that the rays can win game 5. plus so i loose game 4 and then go to check my email. guess what doesn't work. o yeah and i cant get on moodle so I'm real pissed. well i read some funny blogs and my email decided to work and now i am writing my own blog. well the night turned to the brighter in no time at all.

the beginning

I spend a lot of time in my room. Room 239 in Knutson at Northwestern college and i get really really bored sometime. so i thought to myself. there is probably a lot of people in college that get really bored and would like to read about someone elses boring life so theirs seems more exciting. well i am now giving u just that. there will be no real point to this blog except telling u what i have done and how boring it is. i would love for you to laugh and make your day better by looking at mine. so be ready for fantasy sports updates. x box mlb scores and highlights. random sports information. wieght lifting things. and life of a d3 football player. so enjoy and laugh cause that is why this is here